According to Google I am the number one tube on teh Internets for hippo hatred. I discovered this when I noticed that one of my tens of visitors came here by searching for the specific phrase ‘i hate hippos’. I tried the same search myself and got one of those moments of unintentionally funny Google suggestions. Apparently they think that searching for ‘i hate hippos’ is not something a person would normally be searching for, and they suggest what seems like a more reasonable search: ‘i hate hippies’.
So just to clarify. I don’t hate hippies. Hippies are fine, I have no problem with them. It’s hippos I hate. And the farther away from me they (hippos, not hippies) stay, the happier we’ll both be. Hippo hatred HQ = here, hippie hatred HQ = somewhere else.